Welcome to ROAST BATTLEZ — the most insane, brutal, no-mercy comedy insult battle you’ll ever witness. This is where comedians stop being polite, stop holding back, and absolutely eviscerate each other in public for your enjoyment. And its happening at 7.30pm on Friday 17th April at Darling & Co, Paddington.

🎤 THE RULES:
Two comedians.
One stage.
Unlimited insults.
No safe words.
No mercy.
If it hurts, good — that means it’s working.

💥 PREPARE FOR TOTAL ANNIHILATION:
🔥Marcus Thorpe vs Freddie Foote is a sharp, high-energy clash where Marcus leans into clever wordplay while Freddie fires back with bold, no-holds-barred jabs, creating a fast-paced battle full of big laughs and surprise punches.

 EmojiChemark Rehder vs Sare Bare delivers a more chaotic, unpredictable vibe, with Chemark’s offbeat humor colliding against Sare’s fearless and biting insults, resulting in a wild exchange that keeps the crowd on edge.

EmojiKody Maverick vs Zhanna Sichivista blends swagger and precision, as Kody’s confident, laid-back style meets Zhanna’s calculated and cutting delivery, making for a balanced battle packed with clever burns and strong crowd reactions.

EmojiBrett Kelly vs Karl Hanes rounds things out with a gritty, hard-hitting showdown, where both comics trade relentless, personal digs, escalating the intensity and leaving the audience roaring at every brutal punchline.

👑 WHO WINS?
The judges decide.
YOU decide.
Your laughter crowns the champion and condemns the loser to a long, quiet drive home filled with self-loathing.

🎟 Tickets: $20
That’s it.
Twenty bucks to watch grown adults get publicly humiliated for your pleasure.
Honestly? Disgustingly good value.

⚠️ CONTENT WARNING (SERIOUSLY):
This show is offensive.
It’s filthy.
It’s ruthless.
If you’re easily offended, morally superior, or enjoy pretending you’re better than everyone else — stay home and clutch your pearls.

But if you love:
✔ savage insults
✔ comedians getting absolutely obliterated
✔ laughing so hard you feel a bit ashamed afterward

Then this is your night.

🔥 ROAST BATTLEZ 🔥
No limits.
No apologies.
Just jokes so brutal they should be illegal.

You’ve been warned. 😈😂